Date: September 20th 2008
Location: The Goeing Ranch
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Pig Roast 2008 Date: September 20th 2008 Location: The Goeing Ranch CHECK BACK FOR UPDATES!! DIRECTIONS:
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Rich Brooks explains, "The Roast is the 20th".  At lest one keg for every UK Football Win at the Roast. Motorcycle riders get all the free pork they can eat. The hotly contested pig selection process is underway. The top pigs thus far have been the favorites O-Ham-a and McPork but they lead the dark horse candidate Cari Bou only slightly. In the end there can be only one. (Because we sure as hell are not roasting two pigs again.) Lexington Herald Leader Courier Journal Winchester Sun UK Basketball Schedule UK Football Schedule CatsPause.com Lexington Weather Forecast Winchester Weather Forecast   |
What to Bring:
Russia baffled by internatinal uproar over the invasion of Georgia. Russia was only intending to join in on some SEC football. Caribou migration is off track. Appears to be heading toward Central Kentucky. Scientists are baffled, roasters not so much. Oil companies are lowering the price of gas after future roast attendees stage protests and threaten to roast more than just pigs. Please direct all legal questions to our counsel!!! Kentucky football players decide to stop getting kicked off the team once Coach Brooks explained there isnt even a game on the weekend of the pig roast. SEND HELP! Locked in the web server room THEY ARE GOING TO ROAST ME!! -Mr. Pig Contact Us:
  
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Past Headlines: Where did you think ham came from? Lance says,"Livestrong: Eat more Pig!!" "Use your BIG Brain!!! Eat more Pork!" "NASA worried about shuttle problems." Willy Wonka Closes Chocolate Factory Roberts passes first litmus test. Shortcut to the Pig Roast. Roast Report Racing Roast Pigs while you fly. Russians didn't want to miss the roast. Tshirts are in. 2006 Roast Date Announced. Lebanon Tourism. Liquid Containers Coach Brooks Ill!! Blair stepping down. Gas Prices Fall. Sept. 22nd Pork Bites for PETA Morris to attend Roast. Cats snack on some fowl. Pictures of 2007 Roast Check out our friends over at The PorkSpankers.     |