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Pig Roast 2006
Date: September 23rd 2006
Location: The Goeing Ranch
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The Roast Wants You in 06!!


This Years Big Day is September 23rd





Sample some of Kevin Whitten's Music
One Day Older
Yesterdays
Redneck Boys
One Foot in the Grave

Current Ideas:
*fireworks
*tug of war
*barbecue sauce contest
*email us with more ideas

????? Mechanical Bull ?????

Very dependant on donations!

Current Planned Performers
*Kevin Whitten of Nicholas Co Ky
*Tom Copley (no permanent address)
*Matt Tattman and band of Lexington Ky
*Wyler Dykeman and Band from Winchester Ky

A group of local farmers in Oregon are planning to roast a pig in the growing volcano recently discovered there.




What to Bring:
*Tent & Sleeping Bag ("only if you don't have a truck bed," says Dave Hill)
*Jacket/Sweatshirt
*comfortable shoes
*Other Stuff

Kentucky plays at Indiana this weekend at 6:45 pm. It sure would be nice to listen to the game at a happening party like the Pig Roast.
The Roast is on Rain or Shine. We have ample room in the barn for all the Roast Participants.
Object recently discovered and said to be potential 10th planet has been found to actually be large orbiting pig. Roast Report currently researching possibilty of roasting said pig.
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Planned Activities:
*Live Music
*HorseShoes
*Washers
*a bigger and badder bon fire
*and various other abnormally dangerous activities

Past Headlines:
Where did you think ham came from?
Lance says,"Livestrong: Eat more Pig!!"
"Use your BIG Brain!!! Eat more Pork!"
"NASA worried about shuttle problems."
Willy Wonka Closes Chocolate Factory
Roberts passes first litmus test.
Shortcut to the Pig Roast.
Roast Report Racing
Roast Pigs while you fly.
Russians didn't want to miss the roast.
Tshirts are in.

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