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Pig Roast 2005 Date: September 17th 2005 Location: The Goeing Ranch CHECK BACK FOR UPDATES!!

Willy Wonka Closes Chocolate Factory Says, "Roasting Pigs is Where it's at!"

Current Ideas: *fireworks *tug of war *email us with more ideas ????? Mechanical Bull ????? Very dependant on donations! We are still looking for a band/bands so if you are interested or know someone who is send us an email. Whirlpool offers 2.3 billion for Maytag in attempt to find proper gearbox for Pig Roaster.

What to Bring: *Tent & Sleeping Bag ("only if you don't have a truck bed," says Dave Hill) *Jacket/Sweatshirt *Other Stuff Pig Roast (PIGR) stock soars, up 78% since May. While Pig Roast earnings are nonexistent, the rise is attributed to pure anticipation and predicted increase in attendance. All analysts still agree Pig Roast is an absolute buy. Contact Us: EMAIL: theroast@gmail.com Email us your pics from last year!! Or send us a simple message. Enter your Name: Message:

Planned Activities: *Live Music *HorseShoes *a bigger and badder bon fire *and various other abnormally dangerous activities Morris admits left for NBA after hearing there would not be a pig roast this year. Now wants to return to UK after reading Roastreport.com. UK is currently working with the NCAA to determine if Morris maintained his eligibility. Past Headlines: Where did you think ham came from? Lance says,"Livestrong: Eat more Pig!!" "Use your BIG Brain!!! Eat more Pork!" "NASA worried shuttle problems may be an attempt to delay launch until the Pig Roast."