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Pig Roast 2006 Date: September 23rd 2006 Location: The Goeing Ranch CHECK BACK FOR UPDATES!!

Americans returning from Lebanon up 400%


Analysts speculate Travelers must be preparing for Roasting Some Pigs in September.

Sample some of Kevin Whitten's Music One Day Older Yesterdays Redneck Boys One Foot in the Grave Current Ideas: *fireworks *tug of war *barbecue sauce contest *email us with more ideas ????? Mechanical Bull ????? Very dependant on donations! Current Planned Performers *Kevin Whitten of Nicholas Co Ky *Tom Copley (no permanent address) *Matt Tattman and band of Lexington Ky

What to Bring: *Tent & Sleeping Bag ("only if you don't have a truck bed," says Dave Hill) *Jacket/Sweatshirt *comfortable shoes *Other Stuff July is the Official Month before the Month Before the Pig Roast! The Roast is on Rain or Shine. We have ample room in the barn for all the Roast Participants. Frankfort bans Smoking but approves of Roasting. Pigs Rejoice! Contact Us: EMAIL: theroast@gmail.com Email us your pics from last year!! Or send us a simple message and include your contact info. Enter your Name: Message:  More Images...

Planned Activities: *Live Music *HorseShoes *Washers *a bigger and badder bon fire *and various other abnormally dangerous activities Past Headlines: Where did you think ham came from? Lance says,"Livestrong: Eat more Pig!!" "Use your BIG Brain!!! Eat more Pork!" "NASA worried about shuttle problems." Willy Wonka Closes Chocolate Factory Roberts passes first litmus test. Shortcut to the Pig Roast. Roast Report Racing Roast Pigs while you fly. Russians didn't want to miss the roast. Tshirts are in. 2006 Roast Date Announced. Check out our friends over at The PorkSpankers.