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Pig Roast 2005 Date: September 17th 2005 Location: The Goeing Ranch CHECK BACK FOR UPDATES!!

"NASA worried shuttle problems may be an attempt to delay launch until the Pig Roast."

Current Ideas: *fireworks *tug of war *email us with more ideas ????? Mechanical Bull ????? Very dependant on donations! We are still looking for a band/bands so if you are interested or know someone who is send us an email.

What to Bring: *Tent & Sleeping Bag ("only if you don't have a truck bed," says Dave Hill) *Jacket/Sweatshirt *Other Stuff Join the Contact Us: EMAIL: theroast@gmail.com Email us your pics from last year!! Or send us a simple message. Enter your Name: Message:

Planned Activities: *Live Music *HorseShoes *a bigger and badder bon fire *and various other abnormally dangerous activities Morris admits left for NBA after hearing there would not be a pig roast this year. Now wants to return to UK after reading Roastreport.com. UK is currently working with the NCAA to determine if Morris maintained his eligibility. Past Headlines: Where did you think ham came from? Lance says,"Livestrong: Eat more Pig!!" "Use your BIG Brain!!! Eat more Pork!"