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Pig Roast 2007 Date: September 22nd 2007 Location: The Goeing Ranch CHECK BACK FOR UPDATES!! DIRECTIONS Directions from Lexington Directions from Winchester Stay of Execution for P. Pig OVERRULED!! (Click to Enlarge) Execution to Commence Immediately. Randolph Morris "It's not going to rain, we don't need a tent." Appalachian State University begins new research into possible Wolverine roasting. Lexington Herald Leader Courier Journal Winchester Sun UK Basketball Schedule UK Football Schedule CatsPause.com Lexington Weather Forecast Winchester Weather Forecast Free Anti-virus Software ????? Mechanical Bull ????? California has sued auto makers over Global Warming. Pig Roasters next in line. What to Bring: *Tent & Sleeping Bag ("only if you don't have a truck bed," says Dave Hill) *Jacket/Sweatshirt *Comfortable Shoes *Good Times Free Pig Roasting Lesson! Master the finest in pork cuisine in only 2 hours. Class preparation only takes 22 hours and will begin at 6 pm Friday 9/21. Proper preparation is required to attend the class. Recent studies have shown that using a cell phone while driving increases risk of an accident. Also revealed using cell phone while eating roasted pig is A-O-K and not a bad way to take a break when researching. New Apple product rumor! Guaranteed to revolutionise the world. It is the iPork. Please direct all legal questions to our counsel!!! Roast vows to be more environmentally friendly in 2007. Researching Human Powered Roaster! Gillespie admits the key to a national championship rests in excellent conditioning and execution.. and pig roasting on September 22nd. Contact Us: EMAIL: theroast@gmail.com Email us your pics from last year!! Or send us a simple message and include your contact info. Enter your Name: Message: More Images... Planned Activities: *Music *HorseShoes *Corn Hole *Bigger and Badder bon fire *Exorbitent Food Consumption *MECHANICAL BULL Sept. 22nd UK going 4-0 Past Headlines: Where did you think ham came from? Lance says,"Livestrong: Eat more Pig!!" "Use your BIG Brain!!! Eat more Pork!" "NASA worried about shuttle problems." Willy Wonka Closes Chocolate Factory Roberts passes first litmus test. Shortcut to the Pig Roast. Roast Report Racing Roast Pigs while you fly. Russians didn't want to miss the roast. Tshirts are in. 2006 Roast Date Announced. Lebanon Tourism. Liquid Containers Coach Brooks Ill!! Blair stepping down. Gas Prices Fall. Sept. 22nd Pork Bites for PETA Morris to attend Roast. Cats beat Cards! Check out our friends over at The PorkSpankers.