Supreme Court Approves NRA's (National Roaster's Association) new motto
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Pig Roast 2007 Date: September 22nd 2007 Location: The Goeing Ranch CHECK BACK FOR UPDATES!! |
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"It's not going to rain, we don't need a tent."
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Leader of Thailand recently gave up control of country in order to attend Roast. Spinach will be banned at the Roast. According to drudgereport.com Chavez has abrubtly left NYC. It appears he thought pig roast was next weekend and must rush to make it. Republicans and Democrats reach Accord. Determine Budget needs more Pork. Please direct all legal questions to our counsel!!! Roast vows to be more environmentally friendly in 2007. Researching Human Powered Roaster! Looking For Enthusiastic Environmentalist. Must enjoy riding bicycle for 12-16 hours one night a year. All the barbecue you can eat! Apply Below. Contact Us:
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