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Pig Roast 2006 Date: September 23rd 2006 Location: The Goeing Ranch CHECK BACK FOR UPDATES!!

Price of Gas linked to Pig Roast.
Analyst speculate demand for petroleum fuels down due to realization that Hickory Wood better for roasting pigs!!

Current Ideas: *fireworks *tug of war *barbecue sauce contest *email us with more ideas Sample some of Kevin Whitten's Music One Day Older Yesterdays Redneck Boys One Foot in the Grave ????? Mechanical Bull ????? Current Planned Performers *Kevin Whitten of Nicholas Co Ky *Tom Copley (no permanent address)

What to Bring: *Tent & Sleeping Bag ("only if you don't have a truck bed," says Dave Hill) *Jacket/Sweatshirt *comfortable shoes *Other Stuff Republicans and Democrats reach Accord. Determine Budget needs more Pork. Iran President cancels September 19th speech to the UN in New York. Says must get ready for Pig Roast instead. Roast vows to be more environmentally friendly in 2007. Researching Human Powered Roaster! Looking For Enthusiastic Environmentalist. Must enjoy riding bicycle for 12-16 hours one night a year. All the barbecue you can eat! Apply Below. Contact Us: EMAIL: theroast@gmail.com Email us your pics from last year!! Or send us a simple message and include your contact info. Enter your Name: Message:  More Images...

Planned Activities: *Live Music *HorseShoes *Corn Hole *a bigger and badder bon fire *and various other abnormally dangerous activities Past Headlines: Where did you think ham came from? Lance says,"Livestrong: Eat more Pig!!" "Use your BIG Brain!!! Eat more Pork!" "NASA worried about shuttle problems." Willy Wonka Closes Chocolate Factory Roberts passes first litmus test. Shortcut to the Pig Roast. Roast Report Racing Roast Pigs while you fly. Russians didn't want to miss the roast. Tshirts are in. 2006 Roast Date Announced. Lebanon Tourism. Liquid Containers Coach Brooks Ill!! Blair stepping down. Check out our friends over at The PorkSpankers.