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Pig Roast 2005 Date: September 17th 2005 Location: The Goeing Ranch CHECK BACK FOR UPDATES!!

Roast Report racer Skyler Goeing says, "Racing is a lot like Pig Roasting", after he won this weekend at the Clark County Fair. Full Story Coming Soon.

Current Ideas: *fireworks *tug of war *washers *barbecue sauce contest *email us with more ideas ????? Mechanical Bull ????? Very dependant on donations! Current Planned Performers *Kevin Whitten of Bourbon Co Ky *Tom Copley (no permanent address) *Matt Tattman and band of Lexington Ky *Wyler Dykeman and Band from Winchester Ky We are still looking for a band/bands so if you are interested or know someone who is send us an email. Whirlpool offers 2.3 billion for Maytag in attempt to find proper gearbox for Pig Roaster. Update:Maytag says offer may not be enough after finding suitable gearbox in warehouse.

What to Bring: *Tent & Sleeping Bag ("only if you don't have a truck bed," says Dave Hill) *Jacket/Sweatshirt *Other Stuff Stock Update: Pig Roast (PIGR) announces stock split. CEO says two pigs means we need twice as much stock. Object recently discovered and said to be potential 10th planet has been found to actually be large orbiting pig. Roast Report currently researching possibilty of roasting said pig. Contact Us: EMAIL: theroast@gmail.com Email us your pics from last year!! Or send us a simple message. Enter your Name: Message:

Planned Activities: *Live Music *HorseShoes *a bigger and badder bon fire *and various other abnormally dangerous activities Greenspan shocked analysts this weekend by explaining the market is not bullish nor bearish but instead we are in the middle of a pig market. Past Headlines: Where did you think ham came from? Lance says,"Livestrong: Eat more Pig!!" "Use your BIG Brain!!! Eat more Pork!" "NASA worried about shuttle problems." Willy Wonka Closes Chocolate Factory Roberts passes first litmus test. Shortcut to the Pig Roast. Check out our friends over at The PorkSpankers.