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Pig Roast 2005 Date: September 17th 2005 Location: The Goeing Ranch CHECK BACK FOR UPDATES!!

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The Roast is on Rain or Shine!!!!! If it rains we will move in the barn so don't be discouraged!!! Check back here in a few days for directions. Some sort of a headcount would be helpful so please take the time to send a message with the number of roastees in your group. Thanks

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Sample some of Kevin Whitten's Music One Day Older Yesterdays Redneck Boys One Foot in the Grave Current Ideas: *fireworks *tug of war *washers *barbecue sauce contest *email us with more ideas ????? Mechanical Bull ????? Very dependant on donations! Current Planned Performers *Kevin Whitten of Nicholas Co Ky *Tom Copley (no permanent address) *Matt Tattman and band of Lexington Ky *Wyler Dykeman and Band from Winchester Ky Kentucky Speedway sues NASCAR in attempt to get coveted Nextul Cup Race, says they are determined to acquire more reasons to roast pigs.

What to Bring: *Tent & Sleeping Bag ("only if you don't have a truck bed," says Dave Hill) *Jacket/Sweatshirt *Other Stuff Oil nears 63 dollars a barrel as companies stock up for the incredible demand for gasoline expected to be generated by party goers heading to this years Pig Roast. Stock Update: Pig Roast (PIGR) announces stock split. CEO says two pigs means we need twice as much stock. Object recently discovered and said to be potential 10th planet has been found to actually be large orbiting pig. Roast Report currently researching possibilty of roasting said pig. Contact Us: EMAIL: theroast@gmail.com Email us your pics from last year!! Or send us a simple message. Enter your Name: Message:  More Images...

Planned Activities: *Live Music *HorseShoes *a bigger and badder bon fire *and various other abnormally dangerous activities Greenspan shocked analysts this weekend by explaining the market is not bullish nor bearish but instead we are in the middle of a pig market. Update:On this news NYSE seat sells for 3 million. Past Headlines: Where did you think ham came from? Lance says,"Livestrong: Eat more Pig!!" "Use your BIG Brain!!! Eat more Pork!" "NASA worried about shuttle problems." Willy Wonka Closes Chocolate Factory Roberts passes first litmus test. Shortcut to the Pig Roast. Roast Report Racing Roast Pigs while you fly. Russians didn't want to miss the roast. Check out our friends over at The PorkSpankers.