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Pig Roast 2005 Date: September 17th 2005 Location: The Goeing Ranch CHECK BACK FOR UPDATES!!

"Was just a shortcut to the Pig Roast", explained the Men who dug a tunnel under the U.S.-Canada border.

Current Ideas: *fireworks *tug of war *washers *email us with more ideas BREAKING NEWS: Secret Pig Roast Itinerary has been leaked. Boss Hog has proclaimed anyone involved will be immediately assigned to the night shift pig roasting. ????? Mechanical Bull ????? Very dependant on donations! We are still looking for a band/bands so if you are interested or know someone who is send us an email. Whirlpool offers 2.3 billion for Maytag in attempt to find proper gearbox for Pig Roaster. Update:Maytag says offer may not be enough after finding suitable gearbox in warehouse.

What to Bring: *Tent & Sleeping Bag ("only if you don't have a truck bed," says Dave Hill) *Jacket/Sweatshirt *Other Stuff Pig Roast (PIGR) stock soars, up 78% since May. While Pig Roast earnings are nonexistent, the rise is attributed to pure anticipation and predicted increase in attendance. All analysts still agree Pig Roast is an absolute buy. Contact Us: EMAIL: theroast@gmail.com Email us your pics from last year!! Or send us a simple message. Enter your Name: Message:

Planned Activities: *Live Music *HorseShoes *a bigger and badder bon fire *and various other abnormally dangerous activities Citizens of the bluegrass worry sweltering heat may slim down pigs. Exptected temps in the 90's this weekend. Morris admits left for NBA after hearing there would not be a pig roast this year. Now wants to return to UK after reading Roastreport.com. UK is currently working with the NCAA to determine if Morris maintained his eligibility. Past Headlines: Where did you think ham came from? Lance says,"Livestrong: Eat more Pig!!" "Use your BIG Brain!!! Eat more Pork!" "NASA worried about shuttle problems." Willy Wonka Closes Chocolate Factory Roberts passes first litmus test.